Me
and my nice ladies.Hi! I'm Cal and I like me! Enjoy me!
Ladies do! Nice Ladies!
We do things in here! Nice things!
Sometimes the ladies make me take them downtown!
Only we don't go anywhere? What?
ROAR! I'm a lion! But if I said i didn't like the
nice ladies, I'd really be a-lion! See, it sounds like lying! Homonyms!
Yeah!
Sometimes I gotta please the man in
the mirror! Yeah, the ladies like me to be things, but sometimes, I gotta
be Cal! That's me, guy!
Push this 
to
go to my webplace thing. Cal!
to
go to my webplace thing. Cal!