Polytechnical Institution: Ooh. What a scary, official sounding name.
Too bad their idea of Polytechnical means they know how to turn a light
switch both on, and off. In your face, Poly-annas! TEKERSON TECH RULES!!!!
Ann Arbor, U-MI : I'd
like to check out Ann's Arbor, if you know what I mean.
University of Toronto (U
of T): Oh, yeah, and "U of T" really means, "Uses of
Ta-Ta's!". LIKE PUTTING THEM ON MY FACE! WOO! I AM ON FIRE! If you
know what I mean.
George Mason: I wonder if he's related to George Jefferson, guy! Weezie!
Kent State: I think
Neil Young wrote a funny song about this place! He's got long hair, guy!
Drexel : This is where they got Drexel's Laboratory! Cartoon!
Caltech: They make robot me's here, guy!
Sheridan College: Here's
a poem, guy! Fi-Fi-Fo-Feridan, I like yo' Sheridan! POEM !
Temple: Of DOOOOOOM! SCARY! Guy.
Duquense: This got a funny name, guy! It makes me think of Ducks! Quack!
Concordia: This is where
they make those superfast planes, guy! And they say, "Hi! I'm a Concorde!
I'm wicked fast! Visit me in my homeland of CONCORDIA!" PLANES!
WPI: My favoritest T.V. show was Magnum WPI, guy! Hellicopter!
Holy Cross: Holy Cross, Batman, guy! Joker!
of Connecticut: This is always ranked as one of the top party schools
in the country. More importantly, they have a Dairy Program, which means
Ice Cream sodas to die for.
Humber College: I got Rocko to write my review...lets see what he has to say..."Humber, I don't even know her. Woo." That's rich.
Amherst: One of Kimmy's
favorite plays is called, "The Belle of Amherst". Kimmy smells
University of Victoria (UVIC): And Cal wrote me a review of this one..."If U are choking guy, U might wanna try the UVIC MANUVER! PUN!". I need new friends.
Tufts: Apparently, there's
a really good veterinarian's school here. So you should go here if you
want to be a vet. No joke, really. This is more just sound advice.