Quick Episode Guide
In an effort to impress his high school crush, Kimmy Burton, Nitz tries
to pack as many first week college experiences into the 3.5 hours before
the dorm mixer as is humanly possible. With a little help from Gimpy and
his minions, a self-hazing Rocko manages to be accepted into the Alpha
State U. tradition has it that the first snowfall of the year means running
around the campus...naked. To participate, Nitz realizes that he must
lose weight, and fast. To spite his tyrannical RA, Gimpy leads his bands
of nerd minions through a series of practical jokes in honor of Tekerson
Tech Traditions Week.
After a Duggler led floor meeting on sex, Nitz grows uptight about his
virginal status. And then mistakenly believing Kimmy to be a slut, Nitz
decides to be extra-virginal along with his scared-straight buddy Cal.
Rocko's ex-girlfriend is coming to town and he searches desperately for
a girl he can flaunt in front of her.
When the Click spaces out on his first birthday away from home, Nitz starts
hanging with a new group of friends. Spud usurps Gimpy as "number
one" of the Tekerson nerds. Gimpy, with the help of the Click, must
retake the leader crown by winning a video game deathmatch against Spud
and his crack team of gamers. But Gimpy has no help from Nitz, who has
drifted away from the Click.
A rough night of drinking convinces Rocko to give up the booze, even despite
the efforts of his alcohol-induced-hallucination-buddy, Bobby Whiskey.
When Nitz is invited to hang out with Kimmy and her friends at a bar,
he decides it's time to learn to drink. Gimpy provides the fake ID, but
the newly sober Rocko refuses to help Nitz.
After Cal annoys Nitz way too much, Nitz crashes with Jesse for a few
days. Everything goes well until Nitz catches a glimpse of Jesse coming
out of the shower. She really is a girl. With this new revelation, Nitz
realizes he is attracted to Jesse and awkwardly attempts to woo her. Gimpy
has an online love affair with Tabitha, until she breaks up with him and
gives him a (computer) virus.
Nitz promises to give Kimmy a magnificent travel clock he doesn't have,
before she leaves to study abroad. Rocko's crude behavior gets him thrown
out of the frat so he spends the weekend at State U. Rocko forces Nitz
to party with him, distracting Nitz from getting Kimmy her clock. Gimpy
eliminates any semblance of order from his dorm hall by introducing Cal
to Rita the RA.
An online college trivia tournament, pitting Tekerson versus State U.,
forces Nitz and Gimpy to become rivals. Rocko attempts to single-handedly
start a sports rivalry between State U. and his college, Central State
Junior Community College. Problem is, CSJCC doesn't have an athletic program.
9. "FINANCIAL AID"
A misplaced financial aid check, along with Kimmy Burton, spur Nitz to
spearhead a protest/concert against the bureaucracy of the financial aid
office. Rocko turns his candy-ass, peace loving ROTC group into a lean
mean, fighting machine. It all comes to a head when Rocko's ROTC group
is asked to breakup Nitz and Kimmy's rally.
10. "IDENTITY CRISIS"
After coming back from winter break and nobody recognizes him, Nitz has
an identity crisis that causes him to crackup and lock himself in his
dorm room. Cal discovers the "I HATE CAL" newsgroup on the web,
so he turns to Rocko for advice on how to be a better guy, guy.
11. "WORK STUDY"
In order to pay off the bill he ran up on his Mom's credit card, Nitz
takes a crappy work study job at the library. He no longer has time for
his friends. Gimpy, Rocko, and Cal must find ways to help Nitz out of
his financial bind: Gimpy sells stocks online, Rocko collects sperm for
the sperm bank, women pay Cal for sex.
Nitz promises Kimmy he'll help her run the annual Spring Fling carnival,
but then Nitz is guilt-tripped into an all night Risk game with the Click.
Because of Nitz's absence, all hell breaks loose back on the State U.
campus and Kimmy thinks she's ruined the Spring Fling. All hell breaks
loose with the Click too. Trapped in the same tiny room playing a board
game for 3 days straight causes them to say things to each other that
are better left unsaid.
13. "SCREW WEEK"
Kimmy worries that she might not be back at school next year. She turns
to Nitz as her "shoulder to cry on guy." Kimmy's dilemma leads
Nitz to question his reason for being at college in the first place. He
turns to Jesse as his "shoulder to cry on." Meanwhile, Rocko
tries to convince the Click that they should live together Sophomore year.
But Cal might be an RA and live in the dorms, and Gimpy's nerd minions
have other plans for Gimpy.